Would you date this cat?

(if you were a cat)

Swipe on other people’s cats, pick a silly reason and see if the crowd agrees. Nobody gets a date. That’s the point.

Coming soon on theApp Store See how it works
The swipe deck: Mochi, an orange tabby, with four reason buttons under the card and the no, Super Meow and yes buttons.
The app’s first screen: a yellow wall of tilted cat photos with stickers, above “Would you date this cat?” and a Show me cats button.
A pink crowd verdict, “72% would date Mochi. You agree with the crowd. Top: Dead gifts = love”, over the next card.
  • 4 reasons per cat
  • 9 Super Meows a day
  • 0 DMs. Ever.

Step one

First, become a cat.

You are a human cat.

  • Ears: installed
  • Whiskers: calibrated
  • Standards: lowered
  • Opinions about boxes: strong

Good. Now judge.

You vote as yourself, just furrier. The first card is a practice round, so nothing you do there counts. Enjoy it.

The practice round, titled “You’re a cat now.”: Mochi’s card with HISS, KISS and Super Meow hints and the line “or tap the reason that says it best”.

How it works

Swipe on strangers’ cats.

  1. → Kiss

    Right means yes.

    Mochi brings you dead gifts. You call it love.

  2. ← Hiss

    Left means no.

    Sir Reginald screams at 4 a.m. and refuses to explain. You have work tomorrow.

  3. ↑ Super Meow

    Up means very, very yes.

    Void is mysterious and matches your outfit. You only get nine a day.

Or tap a reason.

Every card comes with four buttons, two yes and two no. Tapping one is a vote with the reason attached, and owners see which ones win.

  • Pink means yes
  • Sky means no
  • Yellow means Super Meow

After every vote

Then the crowd weighs in.

No match, no chat, no waiting by the phone. A pink block drops in with the number, your mood and the top reason. Then the next cat.

  1. Kiss Mochi “You agree with the crowd”
  2. Hiss Sir Reginald “Cold. Most said yes.”
  3. Super Meow Void “Bold. Most said no.”
Sir Reginald, a grey British Shorthair, crouched on a shelf.
72%
would date Mochi
You agree with the crowdTop: Dead gifts = love

The buttons

Reasons are the fun part.

Every cat gets four: two yes, two no. The AI writes them in the cat’s voice, the owner signs off, and you tap the one that says it best. That’s your vote.

Real examples: Dead gifts = love. Named Kevin. Screams at 4 a.m. Mysterious. Hot. Looks like a thumb. Teddy is a green flag. Third wheel: a bear. Queen behaviour.

Kevin, a black and white tuxedo cat, glaring at the camera with glowing eyes. Top reason: named Kevin Pro napper
Kevin 5Tuxedo · London · a short Eurostar away

Kevin gets a lot of votes. Most of them are about his name.

Nine Lives

Super Meow. Use wisely.

Nine a day, like lives. Swipe up when a plain yes won’t cover it. The owner sees the count, never who sent it.

Nine a day. Super Meows left today

  1. Void
  2. Princess Beans
  3. Professor Whiskerton
  4. Sultan
  5. Baroness von Floof
  6. Olive (and teddy)
  7. Raisin
  8. Marmalade
  9. Mochi, again

All out. Nine new ones tomorrow. Spend them like a cat would: on impulse.

For owners

Put your cat up for judgement.

One photo in, a whole personality out. You approve every word before strangers get a vote.

Mochi, an orange tabby, looking straight into the camera. 100% cat
Cat check passed

1 of 5

One photo.

Pick your cat’s best angle. The app checks it’s a cat before anything else happens. It usually is.

Written by AI · tap anything to edit
BioOrange. One brain cell, fully booked. Brings gifts nobody asked for.
JobBalcony security
Looking forSomeone who says thanks for the gifts
Chonk levelSolid. 3 of 6.

2 of 5

The AI writes the profile.

Bio, job, vices, a prompt answer and four reason buttons, all in deadpan cat.

JobBalcony security
Head of balcony security
Green flagI bring you gifts. They are dead. It’s the thought that counts.
Reason buttons↻ New ones
Shares one brain cellDead gifts = loveWill bite me (lovingly)He’s orange. Obviously.

3 of 5

You fix the jokes.

Every line is yours to change, reasons included. Your cat, your final cut.

72%would date Mochi
#3 in Zürich41 Super Meows▲ 6% this week

Why yes

Dead gifts = love46%
He’s orange. Obviously.31%

Why no

Shares one brain cell14%
Will bite me (lovingly)9%

4 of 5

Strangers vote.

Watch the % yes, the top reasons and the Super Meows roll in. Totals only, never who voted.

Your Mochi72% yes · 1,284 votes
#3
Olive2
Top catPrincess Beans1
Mochi3

5 of 5

Then the podium.

Weekly and all-time, worldwide and in your city. Share the rank as a card for your Stories.

Your city

Also in Zürich · would never visit

  • 350 m away
  • On your street
  • Online now
  • Also in Zürich.

Flip the deck from World to your city and meet the local talent. No map, no distance, no little dots. Only a city name ever leaves your phone, and photos lose their location data before anyone sees them.

Zürich · this week% yes

  1. 1Princess Beans89%
  2. 2Olive88%
  3. 3Mochi72%
Raisin, a hairless Sphynx with huge ears.
RaisinAlso in Zürich · under your duvet
Bartholomew, a grey and white cat, sitting in a large cardboard box.
BartholomewAlso in Zürich · found a flat (a box)
Marmalade, a fluffy ginger and white cat, in the snow.
MarmaladeAlso in Zürich · on the balcony again
Olive, a tortoiseshell cat, lying in bed next to a small teddy bear.
OliveAlso in Zürich · in bed with her teddy
The deck switched to Zürich: Sir Reginald, “British Shorthair · Also in Zürich · would never visit”.

The rules

A dating app with no dating.

It looks like a dating app. It isn’t one. Here’s everything you can’t do, on purpose.

  • No chat.

    Nothing to reply to. Nobody left on read.

  • No matching.

    The crowd verdict is the whole ending. It’s enough.

  • No DMs.

    Not even with a really good opening line.

  • No contact. Ever.

    Nobody can reach you here. Just cats.

The sign-in screen, “Make your votes count.”, with three promises: no name, no email; your votes stay yours; no chat, no matching. Below, a Sign in with Apple button.

Signing in

One tap. No name, no email.

Sign in with Apple, so every vote is one real person. The app doesn’t ask Apple for your name or your email, and owners only ever see totals, never who voted.

The house rules screen: Cats only. Be nice. No contact details. Report anything weird.

House rules

Short, because cats don’t read.

  1. Cats only.No people, no dogs in costume.
  2. Be nice.The joke is about the cats, never about their humans.
  3. No contact details.No handles, links or phone numbers. Not that kind of app.
  4. Report anything weird.Every report gets checked within 24 hours.

Zero tolerance for objectionable content or abuse: it gets removed, and the account goes with it.

The serious bit, briefly

Some of them are still looking for a home.

Verified animal shelters can post their adoptable cats. Those cards carry a “Looking for a home” badge and one link: to the shelter’s own adoption page. It’s the only link on any card, and it still isn’t a way to contact other users.

Example Partner shelters are announced at launch. The shelters and cats below are placeholders.

A ginger kitten lying on a patterned rug next to an orange rubber ball. Looking for a home

Gnocchi 1

Plays rugby with anything round. Looking for a sofa, a human and a ball that stays still.

Example Placeholder Paws Shelter

Meet him at the shelter
A white shorthair cat with pale blue eyes sitting on a concrete floor. Looking for a home

Snow 3

Quiet. Blue eyes, no thoughts. Would like a window, a routine and breakfast before six.

Example Sample Street Rescue

Meet her at the shelter
A black kitten peeking out of a cardboard box lined with tissue paper. Looking for a home

Pepper 1

Small void, big plans. Comes with her own box. The box is part of the deal.

Example Demo Cat Home

Meet her at the shelter

Swipe responsibly.

Coming soon to iPhone. Free, no ads, no DMs. Just cats and the crowd.

Coming soon on theApp Store